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11 June 2008 @ 07:51 am
No Love Contracts: A Non-Canon Couples Fanmix for The Office  
No Love Contracts
A Non-Canon Couples Fanmix for The Office

I’m Your Villain-Franz Ferdinand // Dwight/Jim
If I could laugh I'd love you
If I could smile at anything you said
We could be laughing lovers
I think you'd prefer to be miserable instead

Jacob Thinks I’m Gay-Allister // Michael/Ryan
Jacob Michael says he wants to know me better
a little flattering
but way too strange
that Jacob Michael thinks I'm gay

Drive-The Cars // Pam/Angela
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great?
You cant go on, thinkin' nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Shiver-Maroon 5 // Pam/Karen
You chew me up and spit me out
Enjoy the taste I leave in your mouth
You look at me I look at you
Neither of us know what to do

Carry You-Jimmy Eat World // Jim/Jan
I could never be the one that you want, don't ask.
Well, here's to living in the moment
'Cause it passed, it passed.

Bastard-Ben Folds // Creed/Oscar
Close your eyes close your ears young man
You've seen and heard all an old man can
Spread the facts on the floor like a fan
throw away the ones that make you feel bad

Loretta Young Silks-Sneaker Pimps // Toby/Michael
You sell loretta young silks, fashioning yourself as gay
You sell loretta young silks, trading on your super wave
All style before content, using me as bait
You sell loretta young silks, swapping your love for hate

Grace Kelly-Mika // Dwight/Kelly
I could be wholesome I could be loathsome
Yes I'm a little bit shy
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me without making me try?
I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I tried a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!

Hella Nervous-Gravy Train // Oscar/Angela
You make me nervous, nervous, nervous!
Hella hella hella nervous, nervous, nervous.
Yeah, she doesn't have the titties, she doesn't have the ass.
She doesn't have the thick-ass Mexican thighs that I possess.

Hopelessly Devoted to You-Olivia Newton-John // Michael/Dwight
You know I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see there's nothing else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

Notice-Gomez // Toby/Pam
Another chance gone
Won't get many more
But I'm not the only guy, I know it
I'm not the only guy I know that you never notice

Midnight Coward-Stars // Karen/Ryan
How long should I stay?
Promises, promises never cease to assist it
And now I’m back on my back please bite your words
Hurry, Hurry to believe
I can’t always trust as much as you deceive

Lollipop (Candyman)-Aqua // Kelly/Andy
Come with me Honey I’m your sweet sugar CKandyman
Run like the wind fly with me to Bountyland
Bite me I’m yours if you’re hungry please understand

Andy, You're a Star-The Killers // Andy/Dwight
With the pain that you drain from love
In a car with a girl, promise me she's not your world
'Cause Andy, you're a star

Kiss Me Like You Mean It-The Magnetic Fields // Angela/Roy
He is my lord, He is my saviour and
He rewards my good behavior
My secret soul, I know He's seen it
He says, come here baby and
kiss me like you mean it

Download Zip of .xml and cover art HERE.
In itunes, to add .xml file, go to file-->import-->.xml file


My partner-in-crimeawesomeness, guest_age, has created the canon couples mix here.

She helped a lot with this, what with the metaphorical handholding and the late night convos, so ♥
&livefortonight on June 11th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
Amazing mix! I don't have many of these songs, so I'm going to snag. Thank you. :D
Nicole: Liz // my favorite other823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
Great! I hope to see some of your graphics soon dear. :D
mandonnatankmachine on June 11th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
CAN I JUST SAY THAT I TOTALLY SHIP JIM/MICHAEL and it is somewhat canon omg.
Nicole: the office // Jim would tap that823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
I would have loved to include them on the mix. They were on my (not so) shortlist originally, unfortunately I couldn't find a song that fit well enough. Hopefully you enjoy the mix nevertheless.
Her Serene Highness, M. Duchess of Pocket and Not: Cabaret--Sally Bowelsmollypocket on June 11th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
Hilarious win! ♥
Nicole: the office // drunk!Beesly823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
Thanks. ♥
The hero of the story: King Edmund the Amazingcaptain_sarah on June 11th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
I love it. =)
Nicole: Jenna // flowers in the window823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
Thanks. Enjoy. :)
she is benediction: The Office - Oh Huggy Hugspinkpunkkitty on June 12th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
HELLA NERVOUS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! And it's for Oscar and Angela. Be still my heart.
I love it. Love it, love it, love it.
Nicole: the office // cutest bff's ever!823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
Ha ha. When I was going through my music trying to find songs, I heard the "thick ass Mexican thighs" part and I was just like, "GAY AFFAIR, YES!" Enjoy. :)
Ladysmith Black Mambazozoom_gas on June 12th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
oh god yes. just...YES.
Nicole: the office // bears. beets. dwim love.823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
:) Enjoy.
Dancing to a Symphony: {Andy} thanks for pointing that out. xDglenvorian on June 12th, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
AHAHAHA the Kelly/Andy song cracks me up!!!
Nicole: the office // Break me off a piece823freckles on June 12th, 2008 04:17 am (UTC)
lol all credit for that find goes to guest_age. Hope you enjoy the mix. :)
(no subject) - glenvorian on June 12th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC) (Expand)
semby: dwight's hotelsemby on June 12th, 2008 02:20 am (UTC)
Oh, you are awesome x 1000!!! I'm so downloading this. Thank you!
semby: jim pam feetsemby on June 12th, 2008 02:37 am (UTC)
Sorry, I'm a little ditzy today and didn't read fully and expected the zip file to have mp3s in it or something. What exactly does one do with an xml file? My computer doesn't have any suggestions for a default program to open it.
(no subject) - 823freckles on June 12th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - semby on June 12th, 2008 10:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
Mary: Dwightbebitched on June 12th, 2008 04:59 am (UTC)
Hah! The next time I listen to "Andy You're a Star" it going to have SUCH a different connotation ;)

Hilarious mix!
Nicole: the office // Kelly squee!823freckles on June 12th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC)
If only I can pervert songs for my friends, my life has meaning. :P
amanda: [random] ipodmorbidmuse on June 12th, 2008 05:43 am (UTC)
Mika! The Killers! Stars! JIMMY EAT WORLD! I'm not stealing it since I already have so many of the songs, but your mix is clearly amazing. :)
Nicole: JKras // I'd ride that.823freckles on June 12th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D
day_tripper87 on June 12th, 2008 06:38 am (UTC)
Cool idea! Will definitely give it a listen.
Nicole: the office // the boss of dancing823freckles on June 12th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
Enjoy. :)
Un_den_iable's Fan Works: [to] jan and jim boogieun_den_iable on June 12th, 2008 10:16 pm (UTC)
AMAZING. hilarious!
Nicole: Jenna // as naughty as she looks?823freckles on June 12th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC)
Thanks. :D
Tashbritfan1013 on June 12th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
Great work. Thanks for sharing. :)
Nicole: the office // casino night kiss823freckles on June 13th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
You're welcome and enjoy :)

Edited at 2008-06-13 04:06 am (UTC)
rancidpancakesrancidpancakes on June 15th, 2010 02:02 am (UTC)
I need you to re-upload this mix. ;___;