Title: Australopithecus afarensis Booth
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Booth/Brennan
Rating: pg
Summary: B/B, discussing names
Author’s notes: spoilers for 6x23.
written for a_thing_sublime at bitesize_bones

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( Australopithecus afarensis Booth )

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"So far in they're out" and "Creative power names" come from the book entitled "Beyond Jennifer & Jason, Madison & Montana," which is a real baby name book. I intend no copyright infringement.

Reviews are much appreciated.

Suggested by cinnamonselkie

( Lisa Edelstein + Julianne Moore )
So, do you want me to do moar? Then leave me two numbers between 1 and 16 in the comments!
(If you don't, I'll just assume you don't like my attempts at graphics, crack ships, or femmeslash. Yes. I'll assume you dislike all three.)
PS: If you wanted to know where this came from (not just my twisted albeit sexy mind): Crack Pairings Meme

*If you are feeling some strange urge to use this somewhere, please don't hotlink and do credit me.

Title: Making Waves
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Draco spies on Hermione in the prefects’ bathroom.
Author notes: This is for sarvs for the Five Acts Meme. She asked for water, masturbation, fingerporn. This is what came to me immediately. *blushes* Hope you like, Sarvs!
Also, thanks to Erin for reading over this for me. ♥

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( Draco has-a thing-for girl's bathrooms. )

Title: Splinters
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Sawyer/Kate
Rating: pg-13
Summary: When he remembers, he decides to find Kate. He'll figure out the rest later.
Author’s notes: Season 6 AU: They land at LAX in 2004 after the reset-without the alternative time line differences.
written for lenina20 for Five Kinks.

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( When he remembers, he decides to find Kate. He'll figure out the rest later. )

Title: Breathlessly, like two idealists in a broken submarine
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: James/Juliet
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,711
Author’s notes: Insert Disclaimer Here.
The title is a reference to Hate Poem by Julie Sheehan. This shameless fluffy porny goodness was tangentially inspired by the poem too until it took a direction all its own.
Reviews feed my soul.

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( My lungs, duplicitous twins, expand with the utter validity / of my hate, which can never have enough of you, / Breathlessly, like two idealists in a broken submarine. )

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Read my other fan fiction here.

Title: Time has Intervened
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: Jack/Juliet
Rating: R
Word Count: 1446
Author notes: Written for lostfichallenge: 100 season 6 AU
spoilers for 6x05: The Lighthouse
Title from Kate Havnevik’s song “Travel in Time”
Reviews make me quite happy.


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( I Travel Time To Softly Kiss You )

Title: Gate C22
Fandom: LOST
Pairing: James/Juliet
Rating: pg-13
Prompt: post-The Incident reunion fic, “Long time no see, Blondie.”
Author notes: LOST is not mine, but in the words of John Locke, “Don’t tell me what I can’t do write!”
The title is a reference to the poem Gate C22 by Ellen Bass.
Happy Holidays, ozmissage!

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( they kissed lavish kisses like the ocean in the early morning... )

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